We present a theoretical study of the optical response of a nonlinear oscillator formed by coupling a metal nanoparticle local surface plasmon resonance to excitonic degrees of freedom in a monolayer transition-metal dichalcogenide. We show that the combined system should exhibit strong anharmonicity in its low-lying states, predicting for example a seven order-of-magnitude increase in nonlinearity relative to a silicon photonic crystal cavity. Then, we demonstrate that such system exhibits strong quantum features such as antibunching and non-Gaussianity. Arrays of such nanoscale nonlinear oscillators could be used to realize novel optical metamaterials; alternatively, an individual nanoparticle-monolayer construct could be coupled to an optical resonator to mediate efficient input-output coupling to propagating fields.