We describe how simple machine learning methods successfully predict geometric properties from Hilbert series (HS). Regressors predict embedding weights in projective space to ${sim}1$ mean absolute error, whilst classifiers predict dimension and Gorenstein index to $>90%$ accuracy with ${sim}0.5%$ standard error. Binary random forest classifiers managed to distinguish whether the underlying HS describes a complete intersection with high accuracies exceeding $95%$. Neural networks (NNs) exhibited success identifying HS from a Gorenstein ring to the same order of accuracy, whilst generation of fake HS proved trivial for NNs to distinguish from those associated to the three-dimensional Fano varieties considered.